These puns are unavoidable
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
when u miss the last step on the stairs