h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

#frank underwood#is that you?

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

(Source: imnotjailbait)

(Source: unclefather)

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline)

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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dumbufo:

I refuse to scroll down

dumbufo:

I refuse to scroll down

bijunkie:

It’s a TED Talk from the world’s greatest pickpocket, this is completely unbelieavable 

#this fucked me up

yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(Source: astudyinjade)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600)

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(Source: zarialinton)

#well damn