theunorthodoxteen:

These puns are unavoidable 

(Source: youtube.com)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(Source: heroinesaddiction)

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

(Source: fileformat)

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

#frank underwood#is that you?

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

(Source: imnotjailbait)

(Source: unclefather)

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline)

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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dumbufo:

I refuse to scroll down

dumbufo:

I refuse to scroll down